Bob Hope Stories

Once when he was a little boy in England, Leslie HopeShe lobbied the comedian to hire her little-known
(He later renamed himself Bob after a race car driverband leader husband Desi Arnaz for his radio show.
he idolized) wanted to pick an apple off a tree.She later regretted it when Desi slept with every
Symbolic of his career, he didn't want just any appleshowgirl who applied for a job, with rumors flying
but the highest one possible. He lost his balance, fellabout Hope ending up with his second choices.
and permanently changed the shape of his nose.HisDelores Hope was as long suffering as Lucy was.
big break in Hollywood was getting the part JackOne time she was among a crowd waiting backstage
Benny turned down in the Paramount film "The Bigfor him after a live show. A reporter asked her,"Are
Broadcast Of 1938". The director Mitchell Leisen couldyou connected to Bob Hope in some way Miss?" "No,
not stand the star of the film, the ornery WC Fields,I'm just his wife."In the late 30s, Hope made fun of
who would run off the movie set and come backveterans on his radio show. Performing at army
too soused to do the required scenes, flub his linesbases was a way to bring up ratings. Then came
and scream for his lawyer. Liesen found Hope muchWorld War II with Hope and a number of other stars
more cooperative, although he was a nervous ham inrecruited by the government for a war bond selling,
front of the camera. Desperate to be a morevictory caravan tour. Unlike many of the pampered
traditional leading man like Fred Macmurray, Hopecelebrities who complained about the cramped
begged Paramount to pay for a nose job but theyquarters on their shared train, the ex-vaudevillian
refused. It was in this film he got to sing "Thanks ForHope was exhilarated by the travel. It was no
The Memories" which along with his ski nose becameproblem for him to go overseas to entertain the
Hope's trademarks.For his radio show when Hopetroops.At first Hope found America's homesick young
found out that Jack Benny hired two writers forfighting men to be the easiest audience he ever
$1,000 a week, he in turn hired ten writers for $100faced. Jokes that would die in the states would get
a week each and hated paying. At times he woulduproarious laughter from the troops. In the beginning
gather the staff at the bottom of a stairwell andHope stayed out of combat areas, but then he
toss their paychecks down as paper airplanes. Otherreasoned that those in actual battles needed him the
times Hope would interrupt his scribes intimacy withmost. Hope became addicted to the to the danger of
their wives by calling their houses very late at nightflying in planes that might get shot down or
to go over new material. For their part, the writersperforming in places that had recently been attacked.
created the Hope movie character, egomaniacal,But he was greatly moved by the injuries he saw in
womanizing and cowardly, all but the last trait werehospital wards, and quietly help set up several of the
true.Hope's relationship with Bing Crosby wassoldiers he met in their own businesses after the war
love-hate. In one of their early road moviesended. Later he could not understand the Vietnam
Paramount Studios filmed two endings in which eachsituation, getting in trouble when he repeatedly
of the boys ended up with Dorothy Lamour, to seesuggested we should bomb the enemy into
which result audiences preferred. Theysubmission. Hope's love for the troops stayed
overwhelmingly chose Bing which annoyed Hope, whoconstant, even in Nam when they booed him.Hope
got his costar back by constantly reminding him thatgot along great with all the Presidents he met,
he wore a toupee. In one scene both had to lie onwhether he agreed with them or not. He once said
the same bed together (innocently, they werethat Roosevelt laughed so hard at his jokes he
resting) and Bing refused to take his hat off. Noalmost voted democratic. He loved telling the story
amount of coaxing from Paramount executives couldabout a marine in World War II who was
get Crosby to change his mind, he did not want todisappointed that he had not killed a Japanese soldier.
hear Bob's toupee barbs. Hope later said the greatestAt the edge of a jungle he tried to smoke them out,
acting performance he ever gave was smiling whenby shouting," To hell with Hirohito!" It worked, a
Bing won his academy award for Going My WayJapanese soldier came out and shouted," To hell with
(1944).His frequent leading lady, Lucille Ball, was anRoosevelt!" But the marine lowered his weapon,"
even match for Hope in the ambition department.Darn it, I can't shoot a fellow Republican.