Corrected: Bob Hope Stories

Bob Hope StoriesDesislept with every showgirl who applied for a job,
with rumorsflying about Hope ending up with his
Once when he was a little boy in England, Leslie Hopesecond choices.
(Helater renamed himself Bob after a race car driverDelores Hope was as long suffering as Lucy was.
heidolized)wanted to pick an apple off a tree.One time shewas among a crowd waiting backstage
Symbolic of his career,he didn't want just any applefor him after a liveshow. A reporter asked her,"Are
but the highest one possible.you connected to Bob Hope insome way Miss?" "No,
He lost his balance, fell and permanently changed theI'm just his wife."
shapeof his nose.In the late 30s, Hope made fun of veterans on his
His big break in Hollywood was getting the part Jackradioshow. Performing at army bases was a way to
Bennyturned down in the Paramount film "The Bigbring upratings. Then came World War II with Hope
Broadcast Ofand a number ofother stars recruited by the
1938". The director Mitchell Leisen could not standgovernment for a war bondselling, victory caravan
thestar of the movie, the ornery WC Fields, whotour. Unlike many of the pamperedcelebrities who
would run offthe movie set and come back toocomplained about the cramped quarters ontheir
soused to do the requiredscenes, flub his lines andshared train, the ex-vaudevillian Hope was
scream for his lawyer. Liesenfound Hope much moreexhilaratedby the travel. It was no problem for him
cooperative, although he was a nervousham in frontto go overseas toentertain the troops.
of the camera. Desperate to be a moretraditionalAt first Hope found America's homesick young
leading man like Fred Macmurray, Hope beggedfighting men tobe the easiest audience he ever
Paramount to pay for a nose job but they refused.faced. Jokes that would diein the states would get
It wasin this film he got to sing "Thanks For Theuproarious laughter from the troops.
Memories" whichalong with the ski nose becameIn the beginning Hope stayed out of combat areas,
Hope's trademarks.but thenhe reasoned that those in actual battles
For his radio show when Hope found out that Jackneeded him themost. Hope became addicted to the
Bennyhired two writers for $1,000 a week, he in turnto the danger of flying inplanes that might get shot
hired tenwriters for $100 a week each and hateddown or performing in places thathad recently been
paying. At times hewould gather the staff at theattacked. But he was greatly moved by theinjuries
bottom of a stairwell and tosstheir paychecks downhe saw in hospital wards, and quietly helped set
as paper airplanes. Other times Hopewould interruptupseveral of the soldiers he met in their own
his scribes intimacy with their wives bycalling theirbusinesses afterthe war ended. Later he could not
houses very late at night to go over newmaterial. Forunderstand the Vietnamsituation, getting in trouble
their part, the writers created the Hopemoviewhen he repeatedly suggestedwe should bomb the
character, egomaniacal, womanizing and cowardly,enemy into submission. Hope's love forthe troops
allbut the last trait were true.stayed constant, even in Nam when they booed him.
Hope's relationship with Bing Crosby was love-hate. InHope got along great with all the Presidents he met,
oneof their early road movies Paramount Studioswhetherhe agreed with them or not. He once said
filmed twoendings in which each of the boys endedthat Rooseveltlaughed so hard at his jokes he almost
up with Dorothyvoted democratic. Heloved telling the story about a
Lamour, to see which result audiences preferred.marine in World War II whowas disappointed that he
Theyoverwhelmingly chose Bing which annoyedhad not killed a Japanese soldier.
Hope, who got hiscostar back by constantlyAt the edge of a jungle he tried to smoke them out,
reminding him that he wore atoupee. In one scenebyshouting," To hell with Hirohito!" It worked, a
both had to lie on the same bedtogether (innocently,Japanesesoldier came out and shouted," To hell with
they were resting) and Bing refused totake his hatRoosevelt!" Butthe marine lowered his weapon," Darn
off. No amount of coaxing fromit, I can't shoot afellow Republican."
Paramountexecutives could get Crosby to change hisAuthor/Narrator Stephen Schochet researched
mind, he did notwant to hear Bob's toupee barbs.Hollywood and
Hope later said thegreatest acting performance heDisney stories and lore for 10 years while giving tours
ever gave was smiling whenof
Bing won his academy award for Going My WayHollywood. He had the unique idea the stories could
(1944).be toldanywhere and that's what led him to create
His frequent leading lady, Lucille Ball, was an eventhe audiobooks
matchfor Hope in the ambition department. She"Fascinating Walt Disney" and "Tales Of Hollywood".
lobbied thecomedian to hire her little-known bandThe
leader husband DesiSaint Louis Post Dispatch says," These two
Arnaz for his radio show. She later regretted it whenelaborateproductions are exceptionally entertaining.